Monday, November 12, 2012

Day 1: Zeus and His Hatred for Humans

Well hello my children, I found out you can just write stuff as a vlog now. They call it a blog, though. Eh, I don't think the name will last. Anyways, I realized this would be much easier than me talking and having to sit in the camera for a while and talk. I can just come back at any time anZEUS IS GOING TO KILL ME WITH HIS CONSTANT BRAGGING AND ANNOYANCE. Wait, I was in the middle of a sentence. Well, you get my jist. You wanna hear what Zeus has done since I left you? Flooded the humans, sent a woman and a box filled with horrors to plague the world and mad her OPEN IT, AND just being a plain bad guy! I must have typed in some random fate code last night while I was sleepy into the machine. -_- Ugh, this must be why my name means the gap: my brain must be full of them! And Prometheus is getting his liver eaten by birds everyday. But what's in the machine goes, and I don't think I typed in, "Chaos saved Prometheus". If I did, that'd be eerily creepy. Also a little self absorbed. I can't go back and read the code, so who knows if Prometheus gets out. Eh, he can see in the future, he knows.  Well, that's about it. OH, forgot. I got a sacrafice today! :D I don't know what it is yet, I was gonna open it while typing. I hope it's a sheep or a horse or a..... dog. They sacraficed a dog to me. A. STUPID. DOOOOOOOOOOOGGOGMAWLWDKADKAD::SDSDLSDSLDAWJODAOWGHRKSDFAD:A:d.

This was Chaos, see you all next time. (P.S. to Dog Guy: Your family will find you in the morning, in what looks like a sacrifice to Zeus.

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